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Teacher: what was Allama Iqbal before his death???
Student: He was alive before his deathππ
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Girl: Your mobile looks very expensive. How much it cost?
Boy: I won this mobile in the race!
Girl: Oh! How much people was in the race?
Boy: Police officer, mobile shopkeeper and me.πππ
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Man: Please ask your student to pray for my successful Business!
Teacher: If their wishes were fulfilled then I am in graveyard todayπ’π€π
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Doctor: Open your mouth!
Backbiter: Your Daughter has affair with neighbor Aliππ
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Girl: Dear brother please take a side!!
Boy: Why you girls always confuse boys.
Call me brother or dearπ ππ